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Some editors are failed writers, but so are most writers.
Author: T. S. Eliot

Some people did what their neighbors did so that if any lunatics were at large, one might know and avoid them.
Author: George Eliot

Peace visits not the guilty mind. (Nemo Malus Felix)
Author: Juvenal

I am an old man, but in many senses a very young man. And this is what I want you to be, young, young all your life.
Author: Pablo Casals

I submit that an individual who breaks a law that conscience tells him is unjust, and who willingly accepts the penalty of imprisonment in order to arouse the conscience of the community over its injustice, is in reality expressing the highest respect for
Author: Martin Luther King Jr.

Q: What do Israeli soldiers do when they get bored? A: They go over to the West Bank & the Gaza Strip and get stoned.
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Did you hear about the Jewish doctor who gave a patient six months to live? When the patient couldn't pay, the doctor gave him another six months.
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What do you call 500 Natives running on the race track? The Indy 500.
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How many Serbs does in take to change a Lighbulb? It doesn't matter..Theres a Blackout!
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How do Jewish people celebrate Christmas? They all gather around their cash registers and sing "What a Friend We Have In Jesus..."
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