Best quotes to send by SMS

She did not talk to people as if they were strange hard shells she had to crack open to get inside. She talked as if she were already in the shell. In their very shell.
Author: Marita Bonner
She is a friend of my mind... The pieces I am, she gather them and give them back to me in all the right order.
Author: Toni Morrison
She wanted something to happen - something, anything: she did not know what.
Author: Kate Chopin
Sick I am of idle words, past all reconciling,
Words that weary and perplex and pander and conceal,
Wake the sounds that cannot lie, for all their sweet beguiling;
The language one need fathom not, but only hear and feel.
Author: George Du Maurier
Silence is one of the hardest arguments to refute.
Author: Josh Billings
The best jokes to send by SMS

Why was the Easter Bunny so upset?
He was
having a bad hare day!
This is the joke from a category: Easter jokes
Does the Easter Bunny like baseball?
Oh,
yes. He's a rabbit fan!
This is the joke from a category: Easter jokes
What would you get if you crossed the Easter
Bunny with an overstressed person?
An Easter basket case!
This is the joke from a category: Easter jokes
Did you hear the one about the Easter Bunny who
sat on a bee?
It's a tender tail!
This is the joke from a category: Easter jokes
Why was the monster sitting in his Easter
basket?
He was trying to hatch his peanut butter eggs!
This is the joke from a category: Easter jokes