Best quotes to send by SMS
Marita Bonner She did not talk to people as if they were strange hard shells she had to crack open to get inside. She talked as if she were already in the shell. In their very shell.
Author: Marita Bonner

Toni Morrison She is a friend of my mind... The pieces I am, she gather them and give them back to me in all the right order.
Author: Toni Morrison

Kate Chopin She wanted something to happen - something, anything: she did not know what.
Author: Kate Chopin

George Du Maurier Sick I am of idle words, past all reconciling, Words that weary and perplex and pander and conceal, Wake the sounds that cannot lie, for all their sweet beguiling; The language one need fathom not, but only hear and feel.
Author: George Du Maurier

Josh Billings Silence is one of the hardest arguments to refute.
Author: Josh Billings

The best jokes to send by SMS
Easter jokes Why was the Easter Bunny so upset? He was having a bad hare day!
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Easter jokes Does the Easter Bunny like baseball? Oh, yes. He's a rabbit fan!
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Easter jokes What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with an overstressed person? An Easter basket case!
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Easter jokes Did you hear the one about the Easter Bunny who sat on a bee? It's a tender tail!
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Easter jokes Why was the monster sitting in his Easter basket? He was trying to hatch his peanut butter eggs!
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