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I hate television. I hate it as much as I hate peanuts. But I can't stop eating peanuts.
Author: Orson Welles

I have Immortal longings in me.
Author: William Shakespeare

I have discovered that all human evil comes from this, man's being unable to sit still in a room.
Author: Blaise Pascal

I have everything, yet have nothing; and although I possess nothing, still of nothing am I in want.
Author: Terence

I have just returned from Boston. It is the only sane thing to do if you find yourself up there.
Author: Fred Allen

What did the mama pig say when junior pig bought a basket of wormy apples? "Don't tell the farmer. He might charge us extra."
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What do hip pigs call their ladies? Fine swine.
This is the joke from a category: Pig jokes

What do pigs drive? Pig-up trucks!
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What do you call a pig that took a plane? Swine flu!
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What do you call a pig with no legs? A groundhog!
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