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I did never know so full a voice issue from so empty a heart: but the saying is true 'The empty vessel makes the greatest sound'.Author: William Shakespeare
One should as a rule respect public opinion in so far as is necessary to avoid starvation and to keep out of prison, but anything that goes beyond this is voluntary submission to an unnecessary tyranny, and is likely to interfere with happiness in all kinAuthor: Bertrand Russell
One swallow does not make a summer.Author: Aristotle
Intuition isn't the enemy, but the ally, of reason.Author: John Kord Lagemann
One's first step in wisdom is to question everything - and one's last is to come to terms with everything.Author: Georg Christoph Lichtenberg
The best jokes to send by SMS
Q: What's the difference
between Indiana
and a blonde?
A: A blonde has larger hills and deeper valleys.This is the joke from a category: Dirty jokes
Three blondes are
sitting on a park bench
eating ice cream cones. One is sucking hers,
one is biting hers, one
is licking hers. Which one is married?
The one with the wedding
ring, YOU SICK-O!This is the joke from a category: Dirty jokes
A blonde is suffering from a
sore throat so
she goes to see the doctor. She explains the problem to
the doctor
who asks her to sit down. He gets out his light and says
"Open
wide." "I can't" replies the blonde, "the chair's fitted with
arms."This is the joke from a category: Dirty jokes
A
blonde arrived for her first golf lesson
and the pro asked her to take a
swing at a ball to see how she'd
do. The blonde did so and competely
duffed the shot. The pro said
"Your swing is good but you're gripping the
club too hard - grip the
club gently as you would your husband's
penis." The blonde took
another shot and nailed the ball 275 yards straight
down the fairway.
The pro said "That was excellent! Let's try it
again only this
time take the club out of your mouth."This is the joke from a category: Dirty jokes
Question: What
do elephants use for
tampoons?
Answer: Sheep.This is the joke from a category: Dirty jokes