Best quotes to send by SMS

Anything will give up its secrets if you love it enough. Not only have I found that when I talk to the little flower or to the little peanut they will give up their secrets, but I have found that when I silently commune with people they give up their secr
Author: George Washington Carver
Appreciation is a wonderful thing: It makes what is excellent in others belong to us as well.
Author: Voltaire
Archaeology is the search for fact... not truth. If it's truth you're looking for, Dr. Tyree's philosophy class is right down the hall.
Author: George Lucas
Arguments out of a pretty mouth are unanswerable.
Author: Joseph Addison
Arrogance is a kingdom without a crown.
Author: American Proverb
The best jokes to send by SMS

Why do people dislike going to
the
dentist?
Because he is boring.
This is the joke from a category: Dentist jokes
Did you hear about the dentist who planted a
garden?...
A month later he was picking his teeth
This is the joke from a category: Dentist jokes
Where does the dentist get his gas?...At the
filling station
This is the joke from a category: Dentist jokes
"Open wider."
requested the dentist, as he
began his examination of the patient. "Good God
!" he said
startled. "You've got the biggest cavity I've ever seen
- the biggest
cavity I've ever seen." "OK Doc !" replied the
patient. "I'm scared
enough without you saying something like that twice."
"I didn't !"
said the dentist. "That was the echo."
This is the joke from a category: Dentist jokes
Dentist: Just
let me finish and you will
be another man after these cosmetic
procedures.
Patient: Okay
doc, but don't forget to send your bill to the other
man.
This is the joke from a category: Dentist jokes