Best quotes to send by SMS
George Washington Carver Anything will give up its secrets if you love it enough. Not only have I found that when I talk to the little flower or to the little peanut they will give up their secrets, but I have found that when I silently commune with people they give up their secr
Author: George Washington Carver

Voltaire Appreciation is a wonderful thing: It makes what is excellent in others belong to us as well.
Author: Voltaire

George Lucas Archaeology is the search for fact... not truth. If it's truth you're looking for, Dr. Tyree's philosophy class is right down the hall.
Author: George Lucas

Joseph Addison Arguments out of a pretty mouth are unanswerable.
Author: Joseph Addison

American Proverb Arrogance is a kingdom without a crown.
Author: American Proverb

The best jokes to send by SMS
Dentist jokes Why do people dislike going to the dentist? Because he is boring.
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Dentist jokes Did you hear about the dentist who planted a garden?... A month later he was picking his teeth
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Dentist jokes Where does the dentist get his gas?...At the filling station
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Dentist jokes "Open wider." requested the dentist, as he began his examination of the patient. "Good God !" he said startled. "You've got the biggest cavity I've ever seen - the biggest cavity I've ever seen." "OK Doc !" replied the patient. "I'm scared enough without you saying something like that twice." "I didn't !" said the dentist. "That was the echo."
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Dentist jokes Dentist: Just let me finish and you will be another man after these cosmetic procedures. Patient: Okay doc, but don't forget to send your bill to the other man.
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