Best quotes to send by SMS
George Orwell All animals are equal but some animals are more equal than others.
Author: George Orwell

Francis Beaumont All confidence which is not absolute and entire, is dangerous. There are few occasions but where a man ought either to say all, or conceal all; for, how little so ever you have revealed of your secret to a friend, you have already said too much if you thi
Author: Francis Beaumont

Henry Ford All Fords are exactly alike, but no two men are just alike. Every new life is a new thing under the sun; there has never been anything just like it before, never will be again. A young man ought to get that idea about himself; he should look for the singl
Author: Henry Ford

Sir Winston Churchill All great things are simple, and many can be expressed in single words: freedom, justice, honor, duty, mercy, hope.
Author: Sir Winston Churchill

James Thurber All human beings should try to learn before they die what they are running from, and to, and why.
Author: James Thurber

The best jokes to send by SMS
Blonde jokes Q: What was the last thing a blonde heard before dying of old age? A: "Today children, we will learn our ABC's"
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Blonde jokes Q: Did you hear about the Blonde who got a pair of water-skis? A: She's still looking for a lake with a slope.
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Book title jokes How I Crossed the Desert by Rhoda Camul
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Book title jokes All You Need to Know about Explosives by Dinah Mite
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Book title jokes Never Give Up! by Percy Vere
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