Best quotes to send by SMS

Humor is just another defense against the universe.
Author: Mel Brooks
I have a simple philosophy. Fill what's empty. Empty what's full. And scratch where it itches.
Author: Alice Roosevelt Longworth
Lawyers are the only persons in whom ignorance of the law is not punished.
Author: Jeremy Bentham
It was the boast of Augustus that he found Rome of brick and left it of marble. But how much nobler will be the sovereign's boast when he shall have it to say that he found law... a sealed book and left it a living letter; found it the patrimony of the ri
Author: Henry Brougham
If you look good and dress well, you don't need a purpose in life.
Author: Robert Pante
The best jokes to send by SMS

Q: Why was the
blonde confused after giving
birth to twins?
A: She couldn't figure out who the other
mother was.
This is the joke from a category: Blonde jokes
Q: What can save a
dying blonde?
A:
Hair transplants.
This is the joke from a category: Blonde jokes
Q: What is a
blonde's definition of a
naval destroyer?
A: A hula hoop with a nail in it.
This is the joke from a category: Blonde jokes
Round the Mountain by Sheelagh B. Cummin
This is the joke from a category: Book title jokes
Army Jokes by Major Laugh
This is the joke from a category: Book title jokes