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Mel Brooks Humor is just another defense against the universe.
Author: Mel Brooks

Alice Roosevelt Longworth I have a simple philosophy. Fill what's empty. Empty what's full. And scratch where it itches.
Author: Alice Roosevelt Longworth

Jeremy Bentham Lawyers are the only persons in whom ignorance of the law is not punished.
Author: Jeremy Bentham

Henry Brougham It was the boast of Augustus that he found Rome of brick and left it of marble. But how much nobler will be the sovereign's boast when he shall have it to say that he found law... a sealed book and left it a living letter; found it the patrimony of the ri
Author: Henry Brougham

Robert Pante If you look good and dress well, you don't need a purpose in life.
Author: Robert Pante

The best jokes to send by SMS
Blonde jokes Q: Why was the blonde confused after giving birth to twins? A: She couldn't figure out who the other mother was.
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Blonde jokes Q: What can save a dying blonde? A: Hair transplants.
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Blonde jokes Q: What is a blonde's definition of a naval destroyer? A: A hula hoop with a nail in it.
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Book title jokes Round the Mountain by Sheelagh B. Cummin
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Book title jokes Army Jokes by Major Laugh
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