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Luck is what you have left over after you give 100 percent.
Author: Langston Coleman

Make your bargain before beginning to plow.
Author: Arab Proverb

Male and female represent the two sides of the great radical dualism. But in fact they are perpetually passing into one another. Fluid hardens to solid, solid rushes to fluid. There is no wholly masculine man, no purely feminine woman.
Author: Margaret Fuller

Man goeth to his long home.
Author: Bible

Man is a credulous animal, and must believe something; in the absence of good grounds for belief, he will be satisfied with bad ones.
Author: Bertrand Russell

How did the blonde burn her nose? Bobbing for french fries.
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What did the blonde say when she saw the sign in front of the YMCA? "Look! They spelled MACY's wrong!"
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Why does a blonde keep empty beer bottles in her fridge? They are for those who don't drink!
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Why don't blondes like to make Kool-Aid? They can't get eight cups of water into that little packet.
This is the joke from a category: Blonde jokes

While shopping at the grocery store, I noticed that the tuna packed in spring water was labeled dolphin safe, but the tuna packed in oil was not. I mentioned this fact to the blonde cashier and mused out loud, "I wonder why?" The blonde replied, "Must be because the oil would suffocate them."
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