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We are here and it is now. Further than that all human knowledge is moonshine.
Author: H. L. Mencken

Our bodies communicate to us clearly and specifically, if we are willing to listen to them.
Author: Shakti Gawain

It is better to learn late than never.
Author: Publilius Syrus

We are told that people stay in love because of chemistry or because they remain intrigued with each other, because of many kindnesses, because of luck... But part of it has got to be forgiveness and gratefulness.
Author: Ellen Goodman

Some people think football is a matter of life and death. I don't like that attitude. I can assure them it is much more serious than that.
Author: Bill Shankly

What flies around your light at night and can bite off your head ? A tiger moth !
This is the joke from a category: Various animal jokes

What is the fiercest flower in the garden ? The tiger lily !
This is the joke from a category: Various animal jokes

First Kangaroo: How do you tell the difference between an elephant and a rhinoceros? Second Kangaroo: The elephant has a better memory.
This is the joke from a category: Various animal jokes

What powerful reptile is found in the Sydney opera house ? The Lizard of Oz !
This is the joke from a category: Various animal jokes

How many skunks do you need to make a house really smelly? Just a phew!
This is the joke from a category: Various animal jokes