Best Cell Phones

Advice is like snow; the softer it falls, the longer it dwells upon, and the deeper it sinks into, the mind.
Author: Samuel Taylor Coleridge

Afflicted by love's madness all are blind.
Author: Sextus Propertius

After being Turned Down by numerous Publishers, he had decided to write for Posterity.
Author: George Ade

After twelve years of therapy my psychiatrist said something that brought tears to my eyes. He said, 'No hablo ingles.'
Author: Ronnie Shakes

Against criticism a man can neither protest nor defend himself; he must act in spite of it, and then it will gradually yield to him.
Author: Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

Why can't blondes make Kool Aid? Because they can't figure out how to get eight cups of water into that tiny little package.
This is the joke from a category: Blonde jokes

One day a blonde woman was down on her luck and she needed a quick way to get money. She saw some kids playing and thought "Hey! Maybe I can kidnap a kid and hold him for ransom!" So she creeps up and snatches one. So she began to write a note: "I have kidnaped your son and I will give him back if you put 10,000$ on the north side of the tree in the park. Signed Blonde." She sticks the note on the kid and sends him home. The next day she goes to the north side of the tree and in a paper bag was 10, 000$. But there was a note inside saying: "How could you do this to a fellow blonde!?!"
This is the joke from a category: Blonde jokes

A guy took his blonde girlfriend to a football game for the first time. After the game he asked his girlfriend how she liked the game. "Oh, I really liked it," she said, "but I just couldn't understand why they were killing each other for 25 cents." "What on earth do you mean???" "Well I saw them flip a coin and one team got it and then for the rest of the game all they kept screaming was: Get the quarter back! Get the quarter back!
This is the joke from a category: Blonde jokes

One day, a blonde's neighbor goes over to her house, sees the blonde crying, and asks her what happened. The blonde said that her mother had passed away. The neighbor made her some coffee and calmed her down a little and then left. The next day the neighbor went back over to the house and found the blonde crying again. She asked her why she was crying this time. ''I just got off of the phone with my sister, her mother died too!''
This is the joke from a category: Blonde jokes

A blonde walks down the street and sees a banana peel a hundred yards ahead, and she sighs. "Here we go again."
This is the joke from a category: Blonde jokes