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Never marry but for love; but see that thou lovest what is lovely.
Author: William Penn

Hope is the thing with feathers That perches in the soul. And sings the tune Without the words, and never stops at all.
Author: Emily Dickinson

Never say never, for if you live long enough, chances are you will not be able to abide by its restrictions. Never is a long, undependable time, and life is too full of rich possibilities to have restrictions placed upon it.
Author: Gloria Swanson

Never tell people how to do things. Tell them what to do and they will surprise you with their ingenuity.
Author: George S. Patton

Never trust a man who speaks well of everybody.
Author: John Collins

My life selling houses by Con Allday
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Birdwatching by Jack Daw
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Stay out of sight - Lei Lo
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My brother's one of the biggest stickup men in town. Gosh is he really? Yes, he's a six-foot-six billposter.
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Did the bionic monster have a brother ? No, but he had lots of trans-sisters!
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