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When you go into court you are putting your fate into the hands of twelve people who weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty.
Author: Norm Crosby

Ridicule is the first and last argument of fools.
Author: Charles Simmons

When you have only two pennies left in the world, buy a loaf of bread with one, and a lily with the other.
Author: Chinese Proverb

When you jump for joy, beware that no one moves the ground from beneath your feet.
Author: Stanislaw J. Lec

I haven't spoken to my wife in years. I didn't want to interrupt her.
Author: Rodney Dangerfield

What would you get if you crossed a new-born snake with a basketball? A bouncing baby boa.
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Why did the vampire baby stop having baby food? He wanted something to get his teeth into.
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What is a baby: A soft pink thing that makes a lot of noise at one end and has no sense of responsibility at the other.
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Daddy, daddy, can I have another glass of water, please? But that's the tenth one I've given you tonight! Yes, but the baby's bedroom is still on fire.
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I see the baby's nose is running again," said a worried father. "For goodness sake!" snapped his wife. "Can't you think of anything other than horse racing?"
This is the joke from a category: Baby jokes