Best Cell Phones

We act as though comfort and luxury were the chief requirements of life, when all that we need to make us happy is something to be enthusiastic about.
Author: Charles Kingsley

What we call 'Progress' is the exchange of one nuisance for another nuisance.
Author: Havelock Ellis

Work and acquire, and thou hast chained the wheel of Chance.
Author: Ralph Waldo Emerson

Work saves us from three great evils: boredom, vice and need.
Author: Voltaire

There was a time when we expected nothing of our children but obedience, as opposed to the present, when we expect everything of them but obedience.
Author: Anatole Broyard

Where do birds meet for coffee ? In a nest-cafe !
This is the joke from a category: Bird jokes

What's got six legs and can fly long distances ? Three swallows !
This is the joke from a category: Bird jokes

What do you get if you cross a duck with a firework ? A firequaker !
This is the joke from a category: Bird jokes

What bird tastes just like butter ? A stork !
This is the joke from a category: Bird jokes

What is a duck's favorite TV show ? The feather forecast !
This is the joke from a category: Bird jokes