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Opinion has a significance proportioned to the sources that sustain it.
Author: Benjamin Cardozo

Man is the only animal that laughs and has a state legislature.
Author: Samuel Butler

If a man takes no thought about what is distant, he will find sorrow near at hand.
Author: Confucius

People are usually more convinced by reasons they discovered themselves than by those found by others.
Author: Blaise Pascal

People drain me, even the closest of friends, and I find loneliness to be the best state in the union to live in.
Author: Margaret Cho

What do you call the Scottish dentist ? Phil McCavity !
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What does a dentist do on a roller coaster?...He braces himself
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What did the dentist say to the computer?...This won't hurt a byte
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"I came in to make an appointment with the dentist." said the man to the receptionist." "I'm sorry sir." she replied. "He's out right now, but..." "Thank you." interrupted the obviously nervous prospective patient. "When will he be out again ?"
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Young Charlie to dentist's sexy chariside assistant "Aha ! Are you the lady orthodontist ?". The lady replied "No, but I'll straighten anyone's teeth "
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