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You can't really expect a 22-year-old girl to react the same way as a man 24 years older than her.
Author: Rachel Hunter

You could not step twice into the same river; for other waters are ever flowing on to you.
Author: Heraclitus

I'm not a bad guy! I work hard, and I love my kids. So why should I spend half my Sunday hearing about how I'm going to Hell?
Author: Matt Groening

You don't have to be anti-man to be pro-woman.
Author: Jane Galvin Lewis

You don't like your job, you don't strike. You go in every day and do it really half-assed. That's the American way.
Author: Matt Groening

What would you get if you crossed a new-born snake with a basketball? A bouncing baby boa.
This is the joke from a category: Baby jokes

Why did the vampire baby stop having baby food? He wanted something to get his teeth into.
This is the joke from a category: Baby jokes

What is a baby: A soft pink thing that makes a lot of noise at one end and has no sense of responsibility at the other.
This is the joke from a category: Baby jokes

Daddy, daddy, can I have another glass of water, please? But that's the tenth one I've given you tonight! Yes, but the baby's bedroom is still on fire.
This is the joke from a category: Baby jokes

I see the baby's nose is running again," said a worried father. "For goodness sake!" snapped his wife. "Can't you think of anything other than horse racing?"
This is the joke from a category: Baby jokes