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How many observe Christ's birthday! How few, his precepts! O! 'tis easier to keep Holidays than Commandments.
Author: Benjamin Franklin

Irresponsible power is inconsistent with liberty, and must corrupt those who exercise it.
Author: John Calhoun

Set all things in their own peculiar place, and know that order is the greatest grace.
Author: John Dryden

I think the primary function of radio is that people want company.
Author: Elise Nordling

She was conscious that the things she did were the things she had always wanted to do.
Author: Zelda Fitzgerald

What do you get when you cross a Doberman with a bird? A Doberman fincher!
This is the joke from a category: Dog jokes

Two women, who are dog owners, are arguing which dog is smarter. First woman: My dog is so smart. Every morning he waits for the paperboy to come around and then he takes a newspaper and brings it to me. Second woman: I know. First one: How? Second one: My dog told me.
This is the joke from a category: Dog jokes

Q. What did the dog say when he sat on sand paper? A. "Rough rough".
This is the joke from a category: Dog jokes

Do you send e-mails on your home computer? What's the point? I can just bring my home along with me and have a chat.
This is the joke from a category: E-mail jokes

How do footballers send messages? By referee-mail.
This is the joke from a category: E-mail jokes