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The most useless are those who never change through the years.
Author: James M. Barrie

The mystery of government is not how Washington works but how to make it stop.
Author: P. J. O Rourke

The new electronic interdependence recreates the world in the image of a global village.
Author: Marshall McLuhan

Once you learn how to die, you learn how to live.
Author: Morrie Schwartz

Not everything that can be counted counts, and not everything that counts can be counted.
Author: Albert Einstein

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