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Competence, like truth, beauty and contact lenses, is in the eye of the beholder.
Author: Laurence J. Peter

Computer Science is no more about computers than astronomy is about telescopes.
Author: E. W. Dijkstra

Conceal a flaw, and the world will imagine the worst.
Author: Marcus Valerius Martialis

Conflict is going to happen whether you want it or not. People will butt heads. Sometimes when you least expect it.
Author: Jimmy Bise Jr.

Conscience is God's presence in man.
Author: Emanuel Swedenborg

Q: Why do Polish hate Cauchy's dog? (hint on Cauchy-Riemann theorem) A: Because it leaves residues at each Pole.
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An Irishman joined the American Air Force and was making his first parachute jump. The instructor said, "When you jump out of the plane, shout Geronimo and pull the ripcord." When the Irishman woke up in hospital a few days later the first thing he said was, "What was the name of that Indian again?"
This is the joke from a category: Ethnic jokes

Q: How many Canadians does it take to change a lightbulb ? A: Twelve. Four to form a Parliamentary study committee to decide how to solve the problem, one Francophone to complain that I didn't translate this joke into French, one Native Canadian to protest that the interests of Native Canadians have been overlooked, one woman from the National Action Committee On the Status Of Women to say that women have been underrepresented in the process, one to go over the border to the Niagara Falls Factory Outlet Mall and buy a new bulb and not pay duty on it on the way back, one to actually screw it in, one to collect taxes on the whole procedure so the government can afford it, one to buy a case of Molson for everybody to drink, and one to drop the puck.
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Q: How many Ethiopians does it take to change a lightbulb ? A: Three. One to change it and two to squabble over who gets to eat the packaging.
This is the joke from a category: Ethnic jokes

Q: How many retarded Italian gardeners does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: One, but don't expect results.
This is the joke from a category: Ethnic jokes