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Anger is a momentary madness, so control your passion or it will control you.
Author: G. M. Trevelyan

Anger is the only thing to put off until tomorrow.
Author: Czech Proverb

Anger without power is folly.
Author: German Proverb

Another belief of mine: that everyone else my age is an adult, whereas I am merely in disguise.
Author: Margaret Atwood

Answer a fool according to his folly, or he will be wise in his own eyes.
Author: Bible

A Roadway driver is driving east on Route 66 he sees a truck driving west and the CB crackles to life . "Hey Roadway driver whos the two biggest poofs in America?" comes from the CB. The Roadway driver replies . "I don't know" . The other trucker says " You and your brother ". Well the Roadway driver gets all annoyed but the other driver tells him "Its just a joke - tell it to the next truck you see." Well the Roadway driver drives for about an hour an finally sees another truck .he gets on the CB and says " Hey other truck do you know who the two biggest poofs in the world are?" The other trucker says " I don't know who?" The roadway driver replies " Me and my brother"
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A monster goes to a petrol station and says: Fill me up The man at the petrol station replies: You have to have a car for me to do that!. The monster replies: But I had a car for lunch!
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Did you hear about the girl who was so keen on road safety that she always wore white at night ? Last Winter she was knocked down by a snow plough
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What song does a car radio play? A cartoon (car, tune).
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If an electric train travels 90 miles an hour in a westerly direction and the wind is blowing from the north, in which direction is the smoke blowing? There is no smoke from an electric train!
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