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EVERY path may lead you to God, even the weird ones. Most of us are on a journey. Were looking for something, though were not always sure what that is. The way is foggy much of the time. I suggest you slow down and follow some of the side roads that appea
Author: Real Live Preacher

Every portrait that is painted with feeling is a portrait of the artist, not of the sitter.
Author: Oscar Wilde

Every time one laughs a nail is removed from one's coffin.
Author: Honduran Proverb

Every time you spend money, you're casting a vote for the kind of world you want.
Author: Anna Lappe

Everybody believes in something and everybody, by virtue of the fact that they believe in something, use that something to support their own existence.
Author: Frank Zappa

How does an elephant get out of a small car ? The same way that he got in !
This is the joke from a category: Elephant jokes

How can you tell if there is an elephant in your dessert ? You get very lumpy ice cream !
This is the joke from a category: Elephant jokes

When should you feed milk to a baby elephant ? When it's a baby elephant !
This is the joke from a category: Elephant jokes

Teacher:"To which family does the elephant belong ?" Pupil:"I don't know, nobody I know owns one !"
This is the joke from a category: Elephant jokes

What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming ? Here come the elephants
This is the joke from a category: Elephant jokes