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Small cheer and great welcome makes a merry feast.
Author: William Shakespeare

I want to believe in intelligent design, and hence I am suspicious of anything that seems to confirm my desire to believe.
Author: James Lileks

So it is that the gods do not give all men gifts of grace - neither good looks nor intelligence nor eloquence.
Author: Homer

So long as we live among men, let us cherish humanity.
Author: Andre Gide

So much is a man worth as he esteems himself.
Author: Francois Rabelais

How do you hire an elephant ? Stand it on four bricks !
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Why is an elephant braver than a hen ? Because the elephant isn't chicken !
This is the joke from a category: Elephant jokes

How do you make an elephant sandwich? First of all, you get a very large loaf...
This is the joke from a category: Elephant jokes

Why do elephants prefer peanuts to caviar? Because they're easier to get at the ballpark.
This is the joke from a category: Elephant jokes

Why do elephants jump across rivers? So they won't step on the fish.
This is the joke from a category: Elephant jokes