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Humanity is acquiring all the right technology for all the wrong reasons.
Author: R. Buckminster Fuller

The great and invigorating influences in American life have been the unorthodox: the people who challenge an existing institution or way of life, or say and do things that make people think.
Author: William O. Douglas

I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult.
Author: Rita Rudner

The great secret of power is never to will to do more than you can accomplish.
Author: Henrik Ibsen

Only the educated are free.
Author: Epictetus

Knock Knock Who's there ! Barry ! Barry who ? Barry the dead !
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Knock Knock Who's there ! Bea ! Bea who ? Beacause I'm worth it !
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Knock Knock Who's there ! Becker ! Becker who ? Becker the devil you know !
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Knock Knock Who's there ! Belinda ! Belinda who ? Belinda church steeple !
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Knock Knock Who's there ! Ben and Anna! Ben and Anna who ? Ben and Anna split!
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