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Sin bravely...We will never have all the facts to make a perfect judgement, but with the aid of basic experience we must leap bravely into the future.
Author: Russell R. McIntyre

How are the mighty fallen in the midst of the battle!
Author: Bible

Speak properly, and in as few words as you can, but always plainly; for the end of speech is not ostentation, but to be understood.
Author: William Penn

If charity cost nothing, the world would be full of philanthropists.
Author: Jewish Proverb

Spontaneous kindness is to hipsters as high beams are to deer.
Author: J. Jacques

Once a Sardarji (a caste man in India ) goes to visit a temple on a top of Mt. Abu, where the roads are like a zig-zag. At the starting point towards the Temple, a man tells Sardarji that it will be better to take his car in reverse to the top of Mt. Abu as there will be no space at the top to turn around up there. So, as per the guidelines given by the man, The Sardarji, goes to the top of Mt. Abu in reverse. After sometime the Sardarji comes down of the hill in reverse.. When the man sees him, he asks the Sardarji why he came down the hill in a reverse gear. The Sardarji replies that he got some space at the top of the hill so he reversed his car.
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Q: How many Osamas does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: None. They don't have lightbulbs in caves
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Q: What's the slowest thing in the world? A: A Mexican funeral with only two sets of jumper cables.
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Q: Why did the Italian boy want to grow a mustache? A: So he could look like his mama.
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Q: Where is the world's fastest chicken from? A: Ethiopia!
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