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I have enough money to last me the rest of my life, unless I buy something.
Author: Jackie Mason

I have hardly ever known a mathematician who was capable of reasoning.
Author: Plato

I have learned over the years that when one's mind is made up, this diminishes fear; knowing what must be done does away with fear.
Author: Rosa Parks

I have learnt silence from the talkative, toleration from the intolerant, and kindness from the unkind; yet strange, I am ungrateful to these teachers.
Author: Kahlil Gibran

I have made good judgements in the Past. I have made good judgements in the Future.
Author: Dan Quayle

What do you get when you cross a pig with a canary? I don't know, but when it sits on your electric wire and sings, all your lights go out
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What goes "knio, knio?" A backward pig.
This is the joke from a category: Pig jokes

What kind of bread do pig ladles make in the Yukon? Sow-r dough bread.
This is the joke from a category: Pig jokes

What soft drink do pigs like best? Root beer.
This is the joke from a category: Pig jokes

What would happen if pigs went on strike? They'd form pigget lines.
This is the joke from a category: Pig jokes