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Love God and trust your feelings. Be loyal to them. Don't betray them.
Author: Robert C. Pollock

What can you say about a society that says that God is dead and Elvis is alive?
Author: Irv Kupcinet

What does not kill me, makes me stronger.
Author: Friedrich Nietzsche

What greater thing is there for two human souls than to feel that they are joined... to strengthen each other... to be one with each other in silent unspeakable memories.
Author: George Eliot

What if nothing exists and we're all in somebody's dream? Or what's worse, what if only that fat guy in the third row exists?
Author: Woody Allen

Yo mama so ugly her mom had to tie a steak around her neck to get the dogs to play with her.
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Yo mama so ugly she tried to take a bath the water jumped out!
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Yo mama so ugly that your father takes her to work with him so that he doesn't have to kiss her goodbye.
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Yo mama so old her birth certificate says expired on it.
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Yo mama head so big it shows up on radar.
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