Best quotes to send by SMS

If you neglect to recharge a battery, it dies. And if you run full speed ahead without stopping for water, you lose momentum to finish the race.
Author: Oprah Winfrey
Toil to make yourself remarkable by some talent or other.
Author: Seneca
Tomorrow's life is too late. Live today.
Author: Marcus Valerius Martialis
Too many people are thinking of security instead of opportunity. They seem more afraid of life than death.
Author: James F. Byrnes
I believe that all government is evil, and that trying to improve it is largely a waste of time.
Author: H. L. Mencken
The best jokes to send by SMS

Two aliens landed
in the remote countryside
and went walking from the flying saucer along
a narrow lane. The
first thing they saw was a red pillar box.
`Take us to your
leader,' said the first alien.
`Don't waste time talking to him.
Can't you see he's only a child?'
said the second alien.
This is the joke from a category: Space jokes
What does an astronaut do
when he gets
angry?
He blasts off:
This is the joke from a category: Space jokes
Why was the
snowman's dog called Frost?
Because Frost bites.
This is the joke from a category: Snowman jokes
Why did the boy become an
astronaut
?
Because he was no earthly good !
This is the joke from a category: Space jokes
What do you call a
loony spaceman ?
An
astronut !
This is the joke from a category: Space jokes