Best quotes to send by SMS
Oprah Winfrey If you neglect to recharge a battery, it dies. And if you run full speed ahead without stopping for water, you lose momentum to finish the race.
Author: Oprah Winfrey

Seneca Toil to make yourself remarkable by some talent or other.
Author: Seneca

Marcus Valerius Martialis Tomorrow's life is too late. Live today.
Author: Marcus Valerius Martialis

James F. Byrnes Too many people are thinking of security instead of opportunity. They seem more afraid of life than death.
Author: James F. Byrnes

H. L. Mencken I believe that all government is evil, and that trying to improve it is largely a waste of time.
Author: H. L. Mencken

The best jokes to send by SMS
Space jokes Two aliens landed in the remote countryside and went walking from the flying saucer along a narrow lane. The first thing they saw was a red pillar box. `Take us to your leader,' said the first alien. `Don't waste time talking to him. Can't you see he's only a child?' said the second alien.
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Space jokes What does an astronaut do when he gets angry? He blasts off:
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Snowman jokes Why was the snowman's dog called Frost? Because Frost bites.
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Space jokes Why did the boy become an astronaut ? Because he was no earthly good !
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Space jokes What do you call a loony spaceman ? An astronut !
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