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Best quotes to send by SMS
I came upstairs into the world; for I was born in a cellar.Author: William Congreve
I am not in this world to live up to other people's expectations, nor do I feel that the world must live up to mine.Author: Fritz Perls
I cannot expect to perform the task with equal ability and success.Author: Martin Van Buren
I cannot say whether things will get better if we change; what I can say is they must change if they are to get better.Author: Georg Christoph Lichtenberg
I can't believe it! Reading and writing actually paid off!Author: Matt Groening
The best jokes to send by SMS
What did Dr Frankenstein get when he put his
goldfish's brain in the body of his dog?
I don't know, but it
is great at chasing submarines.This is the joke from a category: Monster jokes
Why are monsters huge and hairy and
ugly?-
Because if they were small and round and smooth they'd be
M&M'sThis is the joke from a category: Monster jokes
How do you save a drowning mouse ?
Use mouse
to mouse resuscitation !This is the joke from a category: Mouse jokes
What squeaks as it solves crimes ?
Miami
mice !This is the joke from a category: Mouse jokes
Is there a mouse in the house ?
No, but
there's a moose on the loose !This is the joke from a category: Mouse jokes