
Privacy and security are those things you give up when you show the world what makes you extraordinary.
Author: Margaret Cho
The art of being wise is the art of knowing what to overlook.
Author: William James
The art of mothering is to teach the art of living to children.
Author: Elain Heffner
The arts are the servant; wisdom its master.
Author: Seneca
The average man, who does not know what to do with his life, wants another one which will last forever.
Author: Anatole France

What did one frog say.to the other?
Time's
sure fun when you're having flies!
This is the joke from a category: Frog jokes
Q: How did the frog cross the
road when a
truck was coming? A: SPLAT!!! He didn't.
This is the joke from a category: Frog jokes
Once upon a time, a
beautiful, independent,
self-assured princess happened upon a frog in a pond.
The frog said
to the princess, " I once was a handsome prince until an
evil witch
put a spell on me. One kiss from you and I will turn back
into a
prince and then we can marry, move into the castle with my mom and
you can prepare my meals, clean my clothes, bear my children and
forever feel happy doing so." That night, while the princess dined on frog
legs,she kept laughing and saying, "I don't THINK so."
This is the joke from a category: Frog jokes
What happened to the ghost who went to a party?
He had a wail of a time.
This is the joke from a category: Ghost jokes
Who did the ghost invite to his party?
Anyone he could dig up.
This is the joke from a category: Ghost jokes