Best quotes to send by SMS
Margaret Cho Privacy and security are those things you give up when you show the world what makes you extraordinary.
Author: Margaret Cho

William James The art of being wise is the art of knowing what to overlook.
Author: William James

Elain Heffner The art of mothering is to teach the art of living to children.
Author: Elain Heffner

Seneca The arts are the servant; wisdom its master.
Author: Seneca

Anatole France The average man, who does not know what to do with his life, wants another one which will last forever.
Author: Anatole France

The best jokes to send by SMS
Frog jokes What did one frog say.to the other? Time's sure fun when you're having flies!
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Frog jokes Q: How did the frog cross the road when a truck was coming? A: SPLAT!!! He didn't.
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Frog jokes Once upon a time, a beautiful, independent, self-assured princess happened upon a frog in a pond. The frog said to the princess, " I once was a handsome prince until an evil witch put a spell on me. One kiss from you and I will turn back into a prince and then we can marry, move into the castle with my mom and you can prepare my meals, clean my clothes, bear my children and forever feel happy doing so." That night, while the princess dined on frog legs,she kept laughing and saying, "I don't THINK so."
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Ghost jokes What happened to the ghost who went to a party? He had a wail of a time.
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Ghost jokes Who did the ghost invite to his party? Anyone he could dig up.
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