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Best quotes to send by SMS
I disapprove of what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it.Author: Voltaire
Science is organized knowledge. Wisdom is organized life.Author: Immanuel Kant
The right to be heard does not automatically include the right to be taken seriously.Author: Hubert H. Humphrey
One doesn't discover new lands without consenting to lose sight of the shore for a very long time.Author: Andre Gide
The same refinement which brings us new pleasures, exposes us to new pains.Author: Edward Bulwer-Lytton
The best jokes to send by SMS
What have 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and
can't see ?
Three blind mice !This is the joke from a category: Mouse jokes
What is small, furry and brilliant at sword
fights ?
A mouseketeer !This is the joke from a category: Mouse jokes
What mouse was a Roman emperor ?
Julius
Cheeser !This is the joke from a category: Mouse jokes
What's gray and furry on
the inside and
white on the outside ?
A mouse sandwich !This is the joke from a category: Mouse jokes
What do you get if cross a mouse woth a packet
of
washing up powder ?
Bubble and squeak !This is the joke from a category: Mouse jokes