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The great and invigorating influences in American life have been the unorthodox: the people who challenge an existing institution or way of life, or say and do things that make people think.Author: William O. Douglas
I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult.Author: Rita Rudner
The great secret of power is never to will to do more than you can accomplish.Author: Henrik Ibsen
Only the educated are free.Author: Epictetus
In order to be irreplaceable one must always be different.Author: Coco Chanel
The best jokes to send by SMS
Where did the fortune-teller go on her
vacation?
To Palm Beach.This is the joke from a category: Humor jokes
Mad men are given a test to prove they are
getting
normal their teacher draws a door on the wall and orders them to
go
out.
They tart fighting but one remains sitting and the
teacher goes to him
and asks why he didn't join others and he says
"let them fight they
forgot I have the keys"This is the joke from a category: Humor jokes
A small village was troubled by a man-eating
lion.
So its leaders sent
a message to the great hunter, Jonesie,
to come and kill the beast.
For several nights the hunter lay in
wait for the lion, but it never
appeared. Finally, he told the
village chief to kill a cow and give him
its hide. Draping the skin over
his shoulders, he went to the pasture
to
wait for the
lion.
In the middle of the night, the villagers woke to the sound of
blood-
curdling shrieks coming from the pasture. As they carefully
approached,
they saw the hunter on the ground, groaning in pain. There
was no sign
of
the lion.
"What happened, Jonesie? Where is
the lion?" asked the chief.
"Forget the damn lion!" he howled.
"Which one of you idiots let the
bull
loose?"This is the joke from a category: Hunting jokes
Two Virginia boys, Sonny
and Rick, went
out hunting and split up. Sonny heard some rustling in the
bushes
and, by mistake, shot his friend.
After trying to remove the
bullet, he carried Rick to a doctor.
Two hours later, after the
physician had patched up the wounded hunter,
Sonny asked, "Please, Doc.
How's my friend?"
"Well," answered the M.D., "he'd be a lot
better off if you hadn't
taken out his gut!"This is the joke from a category: Hunting jokes
What is the best way to hunt bear ?
With
your clothes off.This is the joke from a category: Hunting jokes