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Too many people are thinking of security instead of opportunity. They seem more afraid of life than death.
Author: James F. Byrnes

I believe that all government is evil, and that trying to improve it is largely a waste of time.
Author: H. L. Mencken

If not actually disgruntled, he was far from being gruntled.
Author: P. G. Wodehouse

Traffic signals in New York are just rough guidelines.
Author: David Letterman

Transported to a surreal landscape, a young girl kills the first woman she meets and then teams up with three complete strangers to kill again.
Author: Unknown

Waiter, is there soup on the menu ? No, madam I wiped it off !
This is the joke from a category: Waiter jokes

Waiter, there is a worm on my plate ! That's not a worm sir, it's your sausage ?
This is the joke from a category: Waiter jokes

Waiter, are there snails on the menu ! Yes sir, they must have escaped from the kitchen !
This is the joke from a category: Waiter jokes

Waiter, what is this cockroach doing on my ice cream sundae ? Skiing sir !
This is the joke from a category: Waiter jokes

Waiter, there is a frog in my soup ! Don't worry sir there isn't enough there to drown him !
This is the joke from a category: Waiter jokes