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Computers are useless. They can only give you answers.
Author: Pablo Picasso

Conceit is God's gift to little men.
Author: Bruce Barton

Confusion is always the most honest response.
Author: Marty Indik

Conscience is the inner voice that warns us somebody may be looking.
Author: H. L. Mencken

Consider the lilies of the field, how they grow; they toil not, neither do they spin.
Author: Bible

Doctor, Doctor I think I'm an adder Great, can you help me with my accounts then please!
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Doctor, Doctor I think I'm a yo-yo. Are you stringing me along!
This is the joke from a category: Doctor and nurse jokes

Doctor, Doctor My little boy has just swallowed a roll of film! Hmmmm. Let's hope nothing develops.
This is the joke from a category: Doctor and nurse jokes

Doctor, Doctor I'm becoming invisible. Yes I can see you're not all there!
This is the joke from a category: Doctor and nurse jokes

Doctor: You seem to be in excellent health. Your pulse is as regular as clockwork. Patient: That's because you've got your hand on my watch!
This is the joke from a category: Doctor and nurse jokes