Best quotes to send by SMS
Peter Drucker The most important thing in communication is to hear what isn't being said.
Author: Peter Drucker

Harold B. Lee The most important work you and I will ever do will be within the walls of our own homes.
Author: Harold B. Lee

Joe Martin The most overlooked advantage to owning a computer is that if they foul up there's no law against wacking them around a little.
Author: Joe Martin

Lynn Johnston The most profound statements are often said in silence.
Author: Lynn Johnston

e e cummings The most wasted of all days is one without laughter.
Author: e e cummings

The best jokes to send by SMS
King Kong jokes Why didn't King Kong go to Hong Kong? He didn't like Chinese food.
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King Kong jokes What would you get if you crossed King Kong with a skunk? I don't know but it could always get a seat on a bus!
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King Kong jokes What do you get if King Kong sits on your piano? A flat note.
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King Kong jokes What did King Kong say when he saw the Statue of Liberty? "Are you my mother?"
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Knock Knock jokes Knock Knock Who's there ! Abel ! Abel who ? Abel to see you, ha, ha!
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