Best quotes to send by SMS

The most important thing in communication is to hear what isn't being said.
Author: Peter Drucker
The most important work you and I will ever do will be within the walls of our own homes.
Author: Harold B. Lee
The most overlooked advantage to owning a computer is that if they foul up there's no law against wacking them around a little.
Author: Joe Martin
The most profound statements are often said in silence.
Author: Lynn Johnston
The most wasted of all days is one without laughter.
Author: e e cummings
The best jokes to send by SMS

Why didn't King Kong go to Hong Kong?
He didn't like Chinese food.
This is the joke from a category: King Kong jokes
What would you get if you crossed King Kong
with a
skunk?
I don't know but it could always get a seat on a
bus!
This is the joke from a category: King Kong jokes
What do you get if King Kong sits on your
piano?
A flat note.
This is the joke from a category: King Kong jokes
What did King Kong say when he saw the
Statue of
Liberty?
"Are you my mother?"
This is the joke from a category: King Kong jokes
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Abel
!
Abel who ?
Abel to see you, ha, ha!
This is the joke from a category: Knock Knock jokes