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Enjoy life. There's plenty of time to be dead.
Author: Hans Christian Andersen

Enjoyment is not a goal, it is a feeling that accompanies important ongoing activity.
Author: Paul Goodman

Entropy is the normal state of consciousness - a condition that is neither useful nor enjoyable.
Author: Mihaly Csikszentmihalyi

Equality...is the result of human organization. We are not born equal.
Author: Hannah Arendt

Et tu, Brute!
Author: William Shakespeare

Why is a dog so warm in Summer? He wears a coat and pants.
This is the joke from a category: Dog jokes

A man and his son were shovelling the driveway after a heavy snowfall when their dog, Lady, wandered away from them. Man, fearing the dog might be hit by car, shouted angrily: "Lady! Lady! Get over here right now!" The dog charged happily back over to them, accompanied by a commuter who had been standing at the bus stop. "Yes, sir, what can I do for you?" she asked.
This is the joke from a category: Dog jokes

Dad, I spotted a Dalmatian! No need to, it already has its own spots!
This is the joke from a category: Dog jokes

How are you going to pay the Chihuahua who helped you to set up your computer? With dog diskettes!
This is the joke from a category: Dog jokes

What kind of leash should you buy for a Chihuahua? A short one!
This is the joke from a category: Dog jokes