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One of the first duties of the physician is to educate the masses not to take medicine.
Author: Sir William Osler

No one appreciates the very special genius of your conversations as a dog does.
Author: Christopher Morley

If knowledge can create problems, it is not through ignorance that we can solve them.
Author: Isaac Asimov

Pain is inevitable; suffering is optional.
Author: Unknown

Learning to live what you're born with is the process, the involvement, the making of a life.
Author: Diane Wakoski

What kind of dance do buns do? Abundance.
This is the joke from a category: Dance jokes

What do you get if you cross an insect and a dance ? A cricket ball !
This is the joke from a category: Dance jokes

Q. What is good for your soul but not your soles? A. Linedancing!
This is the joke from a category: Dance jokes

What do baby swans dance to ? Cygnet-ure-tunes !
This is the joke from a category: Dance jokes

There was a dance teacher who talked of a very old dance called the Politician. "All you have to do" she told her class "is take three steps forward, two steps backward, then side-step side-step and turn around."
This is the joke from a category: Dance jokes