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If not for fear, sin would be sweet.
Author: Jewish Proverb

We don't know a millionth of one percent about anything.
Author: Thomas A. Edison

Perfectionism is simply putting a limit on your future. When you have an idea of perfect in your mind, you open the door to constantly comparing what you have now with what you want. That type of self criticism is significantly deterring.
Author: John Eliot, Ph.D.

We hanged our harps on the willows.
Author: Bible

Part of being sane, is being a little bit crazy.
Author: Janet Long

What purrs along the road and leaves holes in the lawn? A Moles Royce.
This is the joke from a category: Various animal jokes

Q: What did the emu say to the nurse? A: Mend her bones or walk the plank
This is the joke from a category: Various animal jokes

A hungry lion was roaming through the jungle looking for something to eat. He came across two men. One was sitting under a tree reading a book; the other was typing away on his typewriter. The lion quickly pounced on the man reading the book and devoured him. Even the king of the jungle knows that readers digest, and writers cramp.
This is the joke from a category: Various animal jokes

This little snail bought a little car and took it to the body shop to have it painted. The service man asked him exactly what he wanted done, and the snail said he wanted little S's painted all around and all over his car. The service man asked him why, and the snail answered "When people see me in my car I want them to say, look at that S-Car-Go!"
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Customer: Give me a hot dog. Waiter: With pleasure. Customer: No, with mustard.
This is the joke from a category: Waiter jokes