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If pregnancy were a book, they would cut the last two chapters.
Author: Nora Ephron

There will always be a part, and always a very large part of every community, that have no care but for themselves, and whose care for themselves reaches little further than impatience of immediate pain, and eagerness for the nearest good.
Author: Samuel Johnson

Humor is our way of defending ourselves from life's absurdities by thinking absurdly about them.
Author: Lewis Mumford

I have often regretted my speech, never my silence.
Author: Publilius Syrus

There's a whiff of the lynch mob or the lemming migration about any overlarge concentration of like-thinking individuals, no matter how virtuous their cause.
Author: P. J. O Rourke

Why was the pig happy when reviewers criticized his story? Because they called it garbage.
This is the joke from a category: Pig jokes

What kind of tie does a pig wear ? Pig's tie !
This is the joke from a category: Pig jokes

When not in stores, Republicans shop from a catalog. Democrats watch for "incredible TV offers" on late night television.
This is the joke from a category: Political jokes

Republicans always take the price tag off expensive gifts before wrapping. Democrats also remove price tags off pricey gifts ... and reposition them to make sure they are seen.
This is the joke from a category: Political jokes

Republicans see nothing wrong with letting their children play "Cowboys and Indians." Democrats don't either, as long as the Indians win.
This is the joke from a category: Political jokes