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Give all to love; obey thy heart.
Author: Ralph Waldo Emerson

Give me the splendid silent sun with all his beams full-dazzling.
Author: Walt Whitman

Give to every other human being every right that you claim for yourself.
Author: Robert Ingersoll

Glamour, that trans-human aura or power to attract imitation, is a kind of vessel into which dreams are poured, and some vessels are simply worthier than others... A beautiful woman can turn heads but real glamour has a deeper pull... Glamour [is] the pow
Author: Arthur Miller

Gluttony is not a secret vice.
Author: Orson Welles

How do you start an insect race ? One, two, flea - go
This is the joke from a category: Insect jokes

Two fleas where running across the top of a cereal packet ? "Why are we running so fast ?" said one Because it says "Tear along the dotted line"
This is the joke from a category: Insect jokes

What is the difference between a flea bitten dog and a bored visitor ? Ones going to itch and the other is itching to go !
This is the joke from a category: Insect jokes

Why did the fly fly ?
This is the joke from a category: Insect jokes

What do you get if you cross the Lone Ranger with an insect ? The Masked-quito !
This is the joke from a category: Insect jokes