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I would like to be called an inspiration to people, not a role model--because I make mistakes like everybody else. When I'm offstage, I'm just like everybody else.
Author: Britney Spears

I would not waste my life in friction when it could be turned into momentum.
Author: Frances Willard

I write a lot of lyrics and I'm involved in the producing process, because it's like, if I'm singing it, I want it to be something that I can relate to.
Author: Lindsay Lohan

I want all my senses engaged. Let me absorb the world's variety and uniqueness.
Author: Maya Angelou

If all the world hated you and believed you wicked, while your own conscience approved of you and absolved you from guilt, you would not be without friends.
Author: Charlotte Bronte

What's a snakes favourite dance ? The mamba !
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Why are snakes hard to fool ? They have no legs to pull !
This is the joke from a category: Snake jokes

What do you call a python with a great bedside manner ? A snake charmer !
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What do you call a snake that informs the police ? A grass snake !
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What's a snakes favourite flower ? Coily-flowers !
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