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We clearly realize that freedom's inner kingdom cannot be touched by exterior attacks.
Author: Vernon Howard

We desire nothing so much as what we ought not to have.
Author: Publilius Syrus

We do not destroy religion by destroying superstition.
Author: Cicero

Television has proved that people will look at anything rather than each other.
Author: Ann Landers

We don't get offered crises, they arrive.
Author: Elizabeth Janeway

What happens when sharks take their clothes off ? They go sharkers !
This is the joke from a category: Various animal jokes

Did you hear about the new shark food restaurant called Jaws? It costs an arm and a leg to eat there!
This is the joke from a category: Various animal jokes

If a hungry shark is after you, what should you feed it? Jawbreakers!
This is the joke from a category: Various animal jokes

What is a dolphin's favorite TV show ? Whale of fortune !
This is the joke from a category: Various animal jokes

What kind of whale flies? Pilot whales!
This is the joke from a category: Various animal jokes