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If power was an illusion, wasn't weakness necessarily one also?Author: Lois McMaster Bujold
The real hero is always a hero by mistake; he dreams of being an honest coward like everybody else.Author: Umberto Eco
The really frightening thing about middle age is that you know you'll grow out of it.Author: Doris Day
Many books require no thought from those who read them, and for a very simple reason; they made no such demand upon those who wrote them.Author: Charles Caleb Colton
The recipe for perpetual ignorance is: be satisfied with your opinions and content with your knowledge.Author: Elbert Hubbard
The best jokes to send by SMS
How did skeletons send each other
letters
in the days of the Wild West?
By Bony Express.This is the joke from a category: Letter jokes
An Irishman went into a post office to see if
there were any
letters for him.
"I'll see, sir," said the
clerk.
"What is your name?"
"You're having me on now because I'm
Irish," said the Irishman.
"Won't you see the name on the
envelope?"This is the joke from a category: Letter jokes
Josh sent a
letter to his folks. He told
about a ten-mile hike he had taken.
His father wrote back saying, 'In
my day I thought nothing of walking
ten miles.'
Josh wrote
back, 'To tell the truth, I didn't think much of it
either.This is the joke from a category: Letter jokes
When is a letter damp?
When it has postage
due (dew).This is the joke from a category: Letter jokes
Which two letters of the alphabet are
nothing?
MT (empty) .This is the joke from a category: Letter jokes