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We have, as human beings, a storytelling problem. We're a bit too quick to come up with explanations for things we don't really have an explanation for.
Author: Malcolm Gladwell

We improve ourselves by victories over ourself. There must be contests, and you must win.
Author: Edward Gibbon

We know that polls are just a collection of statistics that reflect what people are thinking in 'reality.' And reality has a well known liberal bias.
Author: Stephen Colbert

Red meat is NOT bad for you. Now blue-green meat, THAT'S bad for you!
Author: Tommy Smothers

We live as we dream - alone.
Author: Joseph Conrad

Diner: Waiter, please close the window. Waiter: Why, is there a draft? Diner: Yes, it's blown my steak off the plate three times.
This is the joke from a category: Waiter jokes

Patron: Hey, there's a fly in my soup! Waiter: Why are you complaining? Isn't it cooked?
This is the joke from a category: Waiter jokes

Waiter: If you know the food here is so lousy, why do you keep coming back? Customer: It reminds me of my ex-wife's cooking.
This is the joke from a category: Waiter jokes

Q: How many Waiters does it take to change a light bulb? A: None, even a burned out bulb can't catch a waiters eye
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Waiter, there is a cockroach on my steak ! They don't seem to care what they eat do they sir !
This is the joke from a category: Waiter jokes