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Nihilism is best done by professionals.
Author: Iggy Pop

How much time he gains who does not look to see what his neighbor says or does or thinks, but only at what he does himself, to make it just and holy.
Author: Marcus Aurelius Antoninus

No beast is more savage than man when possessed with power answerable to his rage.
Author: Plutarch

No hatred is so bitter as that of near relations.
Author: Cornelius Tacitus

No bird soars too high, if he soars with his own wings.
Author: William Blake

Where do the burgers go on New Year's Eve? To a meat ball!
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Which burger is famous for a long nose? Cyrano de Burgerac!
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Which meatballs get a little tipsy on occasion? The POTTED ones!
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Who are the hamburgers favourite people? Vegetarians!
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Who wins most of the medals for bravery in Burger Land? The meatball heros!
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