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Man's main task in life is to give birth to himself, to become what he potentially is.
Author: Erich Fromm

Many a small thing has been made large by the right kind of advertising.
Author: Mark Twain

Many difficulties which nature throws in our way, may be smoothed away by the exercise of intelligence.
Author: Titus Livius

Mark the perfect man, and behold the upright.
Author: Bible

Iron rusts from disue; stagnant water loses its purity and in cold weather becomes frozen; even so does inaction sap the vigor of the mind.
Author: Leonardo da Vinci

I've just come back from the beauty parlour. Pity it was closed!
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What happened when the witch went for a job as a TV presenter? The producer said she had the perfect face for radio.
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A woman went to a sweet store to buy some sweets. The boy behind the counter said "Gosh, your ugly aren't you?, I've never seen anyone so hideous as you before" "Young man" she replied. " I didn't come here to be insulted" "Really", he said, "Where do you usually go ?"
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She's the kind of girl that boys look at twice - they can't believe it the first time.
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I can't understand why people say my girlfriend's legs look like matchsticks. They do look like sticks - but they certainly don't match.
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