Best Cell Phones

I take my wife everywhere, but she keeps finding her way back.
Author: Henny Youngman

Once more unto the breach, dear friends, once more, Or close the wall up with our English dead! In peace there's nothing so becomes a man As modest stillness and humility; But when the blast of war blows in our ears, Then imitate the action of t
Author: William Shakespeare

I wasted time, and now doth time waste me.
Author: William Shakespeare

I am a part of all I have read.
Author: John Kieran

One machine can do the work of fifty ordinary men. No machine can do the work of one extraordinary man.
Author: Elbert Hubbard

A dentist friend of mine had a T-shirt which said on the front: Let me put my tool in your mouth... and on the back: ...and I will fill your cavity.
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Q: How do you get a blonde pregnant? A: Come in her shoes and let the flies do the rest.
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Q: How does a blonde moonwalk? A: She pulls down her panties and slides her ass along the floor!
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Q: What do blondes and cow-pats have in common? A: They both get easier to pick-up with age.
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Q: How does the blond turn on the light after she has had sex? A: She opens the car door.
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