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Therapy? I don't need that. The roles that I choose are my therapy.
Author: Angelina Jolie

There are a lot of people who can't write and maybe shouldn't write.
Author: Sarah Hepola

It doesn't matter if people are interested. It's about you taking your stuff and shouting out into the void.
Author: Jadelr and Cristina Cordova

I think that I shall never see A poem lovely as a tree.
Author: Joyce Kilmer

There are many ways of breaking a heart. Stories were full of hearts broken by love, but what really broke a heart was taking away its dream - whatever that dream might be.
Author: Pearl Buck

If storks bring human babies, what bring monster babies? Cranes.
This is the joke from a category: Monster jokes

How can you tell if a monster has a glass eye? When it comes out in conversation.
This is the joke from a category: Monster jokes

Why is the monsters' football pitch wet? Because the players keep dribbling on it.
This is the joke from a category: Monster jokes

Why did the monster go into hospital? To have his ghoul-stones removed.
This is the joke from a category: Monster jokes

FIRST MONSTER: Am I late for dinner? SECOND MONSTER: Yes, everyone's been eaten.
This is the joke from a category: Monster jokes