Best quotes to send by SMS
Sir William Bragg The important thing in science is not so much to obtain new facts as to discover new ways of thinking about them.
Author: Sir William Bragg

Michelangelo Buonarroti If people only knew how hard I work to gain my mastery, it wouldn't seem so wonderful at all.
Author: Michelangelo Buonarroti

John Cage If you develop an ear for sounds that are musical it is like developing an ego. You begin to refuse sounds that are not musical and that way cut yourself off from a good deal of experience.
Author: John Cage

Fran Lebowitz I never took hallucinogenic drugs because I never wanted my consciousness expanded one unnecessary iota.
Author: Fran Lebowitz

Jef Mallett If time flies when you're having fun, it hits the afterburners when you don't think you're having enough.
Author: Jef Mallett

The best jokes to send by SMS
Insect jokes Why do bees hum ? Because they've forgotten the words !
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Insect jokes What is black and yellow and buzzes along at 30,000 feet ? A bee is an aeroplane !
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Insect jokes What kind of bee can't be understood ? A mumble bee !
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Insect jokes What is the bees favourite film ? The Sting !
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Insect jokes What TV station do bees watch ? Bee bee c one!
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