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Age to me means nothing. I can't get old; I'm working. I was old when I was twenty-one and out of work. As long as you're working, you stay young. When I'm in front of an audience, all that love and vitality sweeps over me and I forget my age.
Author: George Burns

Ah, but a man's reach should exceed his grasp - or what's a heaven for?
Author: Robert Browning

Aim at heaven and you will get earth thrown in. Aim at earth and you get neither.
Author: C. S. Lewis

Alas, poor Yorick! I knew him, Horatio: a fellow of infinite jest, of most excellent fancy. He hath borne me on his back a thousand times; and now, how abhorred in my imagination it is! my gorge rises at it. Here hung those lips that I have kissed I know
Author: William Shakespeare

All action is of the mind and the mirror of the mind is the face, its index the eyes.
Author: Cicero

In a fancy Paris restaurant, there is a magical wish-granting mirror. But it only grants wishes if you tell the truth -- if you lie, you disappear. One day, a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead enter the restaurant and decide to try out the mirror. The brunette goes first. "I think I'm the smartest woman on earth." "POOF!" She disappears. The redhead goes up to try. p> "I think I'm the prettiest woman on earth." "POOF!" She disappears. The blonde goes up. "I think--" "POOF!"
This is the joke from a category: Blonde jokes

Did you hear about the blonde who missed the 44 bus? She took the 22 twice instead.
This is the joke from a category: Blonde jokes

Q: What do you call a blonde with a dollar on the top of their head? A: All you can eat, under a buck.
This is the joke from a category: Blonde jokes

Q: How do you recognize a blonde in school? A: They are the only ones who erase their notebook when the teacher erases the board.
This is the joke from a category: Blonde jokes

Q: How can you tell if a cat is blonde? A: No matter what height you drop it from it always lands on its head.
This is the joke from a category: Blonde jokes