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Don't sacrifice your political convictions for the convenience of the hour.
Author: Edward M. Kennedy

Don't take life too seriously. You'll never get out of it alive.
Author: Elbert Hubbard

Don't think you are going to conceal thoughts by concealing evidence that they ever existed.
Author: Dwight D. Eisenhower

Don't use words too big for the subject. Don't say 'infinitely' when you mean 'very'; otherwise you'll have no word left when you want to talk about something really infinite.
Author: C. S. Lewis

Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It's already tomorrow in Australia.
Author: Charles M. Schulz

Q: How many French farmers does it take to change a lightbulb ? A: Three. Farmer #1 goes away and gets a new lightbulb. Farmer #2 notices that it has been imported from Britain and promptly sets fire to it, so farmer #1 has to go and get another one, and then farmer #3 changes it.
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Q: How many Chinamen does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Thousands, because Confucious say many hands make light work.
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Q: How many Ayatollahs does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: None-there weren't any light bulbs in the 13th century.
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Q: How many Russians does it take to change a light bulb? A: That's a military secret.
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Q: How many Scotsmen does it take to change a light bulb? A: Scotsmen don't change light bulbs, it's cheaper to sit in the dark
This is the joke from a category: Ethnic jokes