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To be feared is to fear: no one has been able to strike terror into others and at the same time enjoy peace of mind.
Author: Seneca

If ye break faith with us who die We shall not sleep, though poppies grow In Flanders fields.
Author: John McCrae

I no longer prepare food or drink with more than one ingredient.
Author: Cyra McFadden

To be without some of the things you want is an indispensable part of happiness.
Author: Bertrand Russell

To believe in God or in a guiding force because someone tells you to is the height of stupidity. We are given senses to receive our information within. With our own eyes we see, and with our own skin we feel. With our intelligence, it is intended that we
Author: Sophy Burnham

Why did the vampire go crazy at Burger King? He saw all that catsup and wanted a transfusion.
This is the joke from a category: Vampire jokes

Why are vampire families so close? Because blood is thicker than water.
This is the joke from a category: Vampire jokes

Why do vampires hate arguments? Because they make themselves cross.
This is the joke from a category: Vampire jokes

There was some mix-up with a woman's room. The clerk (or whatever they are called on ships) was trying to remedy the situation. He asked, "Would you like an inside cabin or an outside cabin?" She replied, "Well, it looks like it might rain today. I'd better get an inside cabin."
This is the joke from a category: Travel and tourist jokes

Windsor castle, outside of London, is directly in the flight path of Heathrow International Airport. While a group of tourist was standing outside the castle admiring the elegant structure, a plane flew overhead at a relatively low altitude making a tremendous amount of noise. One particularly annoyed tourist whined, "Why did they build the castle so close to the airport?"
This is the joke from a category: Travel and tourist jokes